Building a wall

We here at the WTM offices located in north Dallas, are concerned with the safety and well being of Dan Simonis. He is not returning calls nor responding to emails at a time when it is most urgent to communicate before the release of his latest album. We have had much experience with previous artists who go into a panic when they get to the "altar" of a new release, followed by a massive tour; the endless interviews with late night shows; performances for MTV, VH1, Hannah Montana.....scratch that...and the jet lag that hangs over it all. That is when some musicians will retreat and build a wall to push this reality back by any means. They hide in their villas, go to their secret get away spots, or hop-scotch from hotel to hotel in the big cities till they finally get cornered.
If you are reading this Dan, we mean no harm to you, we only want the best for you, and need to talk to you. The last time we talked you seemed incoherent and mumbled something about "...the cinder blocks of hell will protect me from those corporate bastards who only want to steal my image and songs...never!!"
We understand, we have hired the best lawyers in New York and L.A.; you need to exercise a little trust now Dan...you have our numbers, you can reach us at any time, and you really need to get your prescription refilled as soon as possible. You have our support and the fans all over the United States and the world who reads this blog and supports your dream.
Dan, we all love you, now come back home and start that dream you have been working so hard on.

P.S. For you fans that would like to leave a comment in support of Dan, simply click on the comment key below. We thank you for your support of Dan, let him know it too.

Mother Trucker

Dan is fit to be tied. He has recently purchased his life's longtime dream, the Cadillac of Cadillacs, a primo package on 18 wheels, just in time to take his recent album release on the road! This brand new International is lubed and ready to go, and Dan has his list of towns he is going to tour, and all for a mere 40,000 dollars! How many bombs can that buy?! Higgeldy Diggeldy!

West Texas Millionaire helps Truthers

Dan was feeling uneasy about hearing of the growing numbers of Truthers disappearing around America. The report went on to say that they were being taken by Government officials for "questioning" about the evidence and information that they possessed. Dan is not a proponent of the conspiracy theory, but supports the right of every American to express their first amendment right without hinderance.

Dan went to the streets and found a man holding a sign,

"Know the truth, 9-11 was an inside job" Dan asked him, "If in case you know the truth, does any family member know where you are right now? any friends? Have you made a plan if in case the govt. takes you in for "questioning"? The man looked concerned, knowing that another piece of the conspiracy puzzle had just been revealed!

And so Dan is on a campaign to educate Truthers to have a plan of action. The program is called "The Truth may NOT set you free". Dan began to educate the Truthers that they are vulnerable to the information they possess, and that they must be vigil to the inevitable. "Its not a question of if" Dan instructs, "It's a matter of WHEN".

And so the march goes on for the truthers, with the recent horror that there has been a missing persons report issued in Langtry Tx, referring to a homeless drug addict who was speaking the truths of 9/11. The only witness said that a black van pulled up and the driver simply asked, "Wanna take a ride?"

Texas Rangers Question Dan Simonis

Dan Simonis was brought in for questioning today by Texas Ranger Keith Guffy in an investigation that is taking place regarding a string of robberies in sector K of west Texas, which includes El Paso, Presco, and Hatspen counties. locations included Cattleman’s National Bank, El Paso National Bank and a circle k store, which the latter was witnessed by Blanch Edwards.

She described the get away car as a 56/57 white Cadillac. They tried to set up a dragnet in El Paso, but was unsuccessful. This brought the Rangers to Arizona territory to question Dan Simonis about his whereabouts on Monday. He stated that he was in Bisbee, and had not left his house. After several hours of interrogation, Rangers were satisfied with Dan's testimony but stated that he could be questioned further. Bisbee authorities were also notified about the ongoing investigation and that Mr. Simonis could not leave Cochise county until further notice. They took his fingerprints and mug shot for the record:

Food not Bombs aide West Texas Millionaires

The West Texas Millionaires would like to thank the Food not Bombs Organization for following our blog, listening to our music, and for being fans . We especially want to say thanks for the help in promoting us in the Bisbee Arizona area which resulted in a flood of donations to help in the recording in space project. There is just one correction and that is that the cost is not $200,000 total it is $200,000 per band member, so keep those donations coming!