You know what you oughta do...

Ever had one of those friends that had all the answers about what you ought to do, but their life is absolute chaos? Yeah, me too, and it is annoying to no end. You hold your tongue, but the urge to scream, "Would you please just shut UP!" is in your throat waiting to explode. But you're the better person, and it causes a deep pain in the center of your forehead.

Oh, they mean well, they're just wanting to give the helpful tip of the day; but really, they could use a good lobotomy and you have the ice pick ready to administer the dirty deed.

Breathe deep, relax, and if you concentrate hard enough, you can wish the best for that person. And with that I leave you with some useful advice: the next time they utter those six words, simply reply "Not listen to you".

Dan Simonis Purchases Roy Rogers Stuffed animals

Wild West kitsch took over Christie’s plush quarters at Rockefeller Center on Friday. Dan was there and plunked down $266,000 for Roy Rogers' stuffed horse, Trigger, as well as paying $35,000 for Rogers’ stuffed and mounted dog, Bullet. The proud owner stated that he has always wanted the animals for nice conversation piece in his living room. Congratulations Cowboy!

Dan Simonis' Distant Relatives

Everybody has those distant relatives that they want to keep that way...distant. And Dan has his share. Billie-Rae Otis and his clan live in West Virginia, where they like to play bluegrass and chew tobacco. The family seems to be making a name for themselves and that makes Dan nervous, because they drop his name every chance they get.

They are going on tour and just may be coming to Dan's town, and that means they drop in unexpected and stay awhile. Billie-Rae's wife Gurdie always takes her purse and empties it out just to meticulously arrange it back inside, achieving nothing but I guess it keeps her hands busy and her brain entertained. Billie -Rae's 3 daughters are real lookers and sing like larks. So enjoy a clip of their recent show, and if you see them, do Dan a favor and give him a heads up call to warn him, he would be much obliged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xytrguQlH0