West Texas MillionairesTest cd on Primates

Back at general headquarters in North Dallas, Dan Simonis reviews his options on the release of his new cd. Going over Customer surveys and music sampling of double blind testing audio, they have compiled the most comprehensive consumer response data equaled only by NASA. The results? Need more data.

And in gathering such relative minutia they will require the expertise of bonobos handler German anatomist Ernst Schwarz II whose father is credited with having discovered the Bonobo in 1928.

This primate is mainly frugivorous, but supplements its diet with leaves and hunts for meat from lower order primates, or that of small vertebrates, such as flying squirrels and duikers and invertebrates. Bonobos have also been known to practice cannibalism in captivity.

And that is where they play a vital part in packaging The West Texas Millionaires next album. You see, country music is not for the faint of heart, and recent observations in the wild indicate that the males among the related Common Chimpanzee communities are extraordinarily hostile to males from outside of the community.

Schwarz observed, however, that while West Texas Millionaire music was being played over loudspeakers in the the housing cages, that the male bonobos were actually reverting to docile behavior unlike their nature. Continuing tests will prove that Dan's music can tame the savage beast that shares 98% of human DNA.

The following footage is after 2 hours of Dan's recordings that included the classsic "Singing the cattle call" by Eddie Arnold:(click on "Eddie Arnold")

You can hear the obvious mimicking of that song by these gibbons. The research continues, and the ultimate effort is to put the most peaceful country album (click on "country album) out on the market, to quell the ongoing problem of bar room brawls that plague our nation. Now is the time that we need to come together and enjoy music for its richness in culture, and not be the sound track for a country mosh pit. Keep up the great research, and give a high five to those bonobos for us.