Well, I know most of you had a great 4th of July weekend, was just perfect with the rain, but enough with the mushy stuff, don't want to go to far and start seeing your "aura" geezz.....
Anywho, here is your medication for Monday Morning Ma Ma Please hold me.
Yes thats right, pull yourself up by your boot straps and enjoy:
A TEXAS OILMAN TOOK A TAXI TO THE AIRPORT and handed the driver a $100 bill. The driver asked, "Don't you have anything smaller?" Surprised, the Texan replied, "Do they make 'em any smaller?"
THE WIFE OF A NEWLY RICH WILDCATTER BUILT A fancy mansion and held a party to celebrate its completion. When a guest asked how many bathrooms the house had, the hostess replied proudly, "I can seat fourteen."
A WILDCATTER WENT TO THE DENTIST. "EVERYthing looks fine," the dentist said. "Go ahead and drill anyway," said the wildcatter. "I feel lucky today."
There, now go out there and show 'em who Halliburton looks to for inspiration.....
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