Thursday, July 23, 2009

Today's Tall Texas Tales

A VISITOR ASKED A WEST TEXAS COWBOY, "DO YOU EVER GET TORNADOES around here?" The cowboy said, "Yeah, we had one a while back, but it ran into a sandstorm outside of town and got ripped to pieces."

THE WIND BLOWS SO HARD OUT IN WEST TEXAS THAT AT A DRIVE-IN THEATER once it blew Gene Autry right out of the saddle.

A LITTLE BROWN HEN GOT CAUGHT IN A WEST TEXAS WINDSTORM. SHE was flying through the air backward so fast that she laid the same egg three times.

IT WAS SO WINDY THE PRAIRIE DOGS WERE DIGGING HOLES FORTY FEET in the air.

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